Which presidential candidate is biggest in the pants?

It's been suggested that subconsciously we vote for the man we think has the largest whanger. Let's see how accurate (or ridiculous) this theory is. This poll consists of a single question. Who has the biggest schlong? Please only vote once so as not to skew the results. [I recently got rid of all the small-dicked losers. If you've already voted for one of the guys below, please don't vote again. If you voted for one of the small-dicked losers, feel free to vote again.]

This poll was created on 2004-01-23 05:19:33 by Phallic Master