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For Women ONLY Lord of the Rings Poll

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Another LOTR Poll? Yes. Is it because I don't have a life? Yes. Can you take this poll if you're a guy? No. Take a hike, women only, we're talking here. Now, ladies, whether you are a teen or an experienced Lady of Rohan, sit back, relax, pretend this is a slumber party and let's get to the good stuff!
Ok girls. This one is pretty straight forward. Which LOTR guy is the hottest?
Orlando Bloom (Legolas)
Viggo Mortensen (Aragorn)
Elijah Wood (Frodo)
Billy Boyd (Pippin)
Dominic Monaghan (Merry)
Sean Astin (Sam)
Karl Urban (Eomer)
David Wenham (Faramir)
Craig Parker (Haldir)
Does Orlando Bloom look hotter as Legolas (long blonde hair etc) or just as himself... or both?
He looks hotter as Legolas
He looks hotter as himself
Both!
Does Elijah Wood look better as Frodo, himself or both?
Frodo
Himself
Both!
Viggo Mortensen is old. But he still looks good, no?
Yes
No
Huh?
Did you ever hear of or see Orlando Bloom BEFORE the first LOTR movie came out?
Yes
No
No, but there was this guy that looked like him in my highschool
If you're an older fan, like myself, you might remember Sean Astin from years gone by. Which Sean Astin movies have you seen?
The Goonies (1984)
Like Father Like Son (1987)
Toy Soldiers (1991)
Encino Man (1992)
Rudy (1993)
Bulworth (1998)
other Sean Astin films
At what precise moment did Elijah Wood hit puberty?
In the Good Son when he was hanging off the cliff
In the War fighting the rival kids
In Flipper swimming around with that girl
In the Ice Storm because Christina Ricci was in it
In Deep Impact when he proposed to his girlfriend
In The Faculty when he kissed that girl at the end
I don't know, but I sure wish I could have been the cause of it
Actually, I could not care less
Who is cuter, Billy Boyd (Pippin) or Dominic Monaghan (Merry)?
Billy's cuter
Dominic's cuter
They're both cute!
Neither!
Did you know that David Wenham was in Crocodile Hunter, Collision Course?
Yes, but I didn't see it
Yes and I sawR it!
No, didn't know that
Did you think that Karl Urban's (Eomer) part was too small in LOTR The Twin Towers?
Yes, needed more Eomer action
No, just fine as is
Did you cry when Craig Parker's character (Haldir) died?
Yes, it was tragic
No, but it was a shame
Thanks for telling me before I saw the movie!
Who would you have sex with? (check all who apply)
Orlando
Viggo
Elijah
Billy
Dominic
Sean
Karl
David
Craig
For the above question, did you check off more than 6 (you slut)?
Yes!
No...
Whose BABY do you so wish you could have?
Orlando's
Viggo's
Elijah's
Billy's
Dominic's
Karl's
David's
Sean's
Craig's
Whomever paid the most in child support
What's the hottest thing about Legolas as he's portrayed by Orlando?
His long blonde hair
The freckles across his nose
His cute smile
His accent
Everything!
What's the cutest and or sexiest thing about Frodo as portrayed by Elijah?
His big eyes
His innocence
His smooth, soft skin
That tortured look
Everything!
What's the hottest thing about Aragorn as portrayed by Viggo?
His rugged look
His muscles
His hair
The way he fights
Everything!
Which actress's butt would you like to kick so you could take over her part in LOTR?
Liv's so I could take over as Arwen and be with Viggo
Miranda's cause I'd make a better Eowyn and I can kill Liv to get to Viggo
Cate's because she's Galadriel, the leader of the Elves and can have any man she wants
None of them, I'd write in my own part, seduce Frodo and steal the Ring for myself
Now don't freak out. This next question is a little left of center. Would you consider experimenting with one of the LADIES in LOTR?
Maybe Miranda Otto (Eowyn)
Maybe Liv Tyler (Arwen)
Maybe Cate Blanchett (Galadriel)
Sure, I'd be open to any
No! That's yucky!
Truth or Dare and you just picked truth. Would you cheat on your boyfriend (or husband) if you could sleep with the LOTR cast member of your choice?
Absolutely
Maybe it depends on a lot
No, I love my man!
Now let's say you picked Dare. What would you dare to do?
Flash your bare chest to Orlando
Run off to Vegas to marry Viggo
Tie Elijah up and have your way with him
Have a 3 way with Billy and Dominic
Complain to Karl that his roll in TTT wasn't long enough, then sleep with him
Rip David Wenham's pants off
Beg Sean to divorce his wife
Express your deepest feelings to Craig Parker
Based on this poll, who do you think the author of this poll is hot for? (Hopefully it's not too obvious)
Orlando, like the rest of us
Viggo?
She so wants Elijah, it's pathetic
Billy or Dominic, maybe both
Karl Urban, bigtime
She likes David Wenham
She can't get over Sean Astin and the boyfriend she never had in the 80's
She likes Craig Parker
She wants 'em all and is a slut
How should I know, I don't even know her!
What age group describes YOU best?
In Hobbiton High (I'm a teen)
A young and immortal Elf (ages 20-25)
An experienced Lady of Rohan (ages 26-30)
A female Wizard (I am 30 or over)
This poll was created on 2003-06-15 06:50:26 by taech